missbrookee: numbsex: i cant stop laughing omfg lmao i always wonder what the people who work for tumblr think when they see this kinda stuff. “oh my jesus lord these people are crazy”
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Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
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